I walk down the hill towards the pigs, as I do, I can't help but
think how tasty some pork would be. I start sneaking as I get within 10
meters. "Slowly now, move slowly" I say to myself, "don't want to
scare this bugger away." I lunge for the pig and grab it's abdomen. A
loud squeal and the pig is off like a shot. "Aaaahhhhhh!" I shout as I
hold on. Unbeknownst to me, as I had my eyes closed, the pig and run
into a forest. It starts jumping between trees as the branches whip at
my body. Unable to hold on from the stinging pain, I let go. Thunk! I
tumbled right into a tree, head first.
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